Arrr! Hamas and that scallywag Islamic Jihad be takin' credit fer blowin' up Tel Aviv, savvy?
2024-08-19
Arrr, matey! The two brigands be callin' it a suicide blast, but the Israeli crew be singin' a different tune. If it be true, ‘tis the first such mischief in eight years, so hoist the sails of confusion and let the rumors fly like a parrot on a squall!
Arrr matey, gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a most curious tale on the high seas of news! Two scallywags, claimin’ it to be a suicide bombin’, did set their sails to spreadin’ word of a foul deed. But lo! An Israeli crew, with their fancy words and fine parchment, did raise their flag and shatter that notion, claimin’ otherwise! Aye, the seas be murky, and the truth be a slippery fish!