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Arrr! Netanyahu be ready to toss the Shin Bet captain overboard, protestin' landlubbers be grumblin' like scallywags!

2025-03-20

Arrr, matey! The good folk of Israel be raisin’ a ruckus, protestin’ against a scheme they reckon be tryin’ to loosen the reins on Captain Netanyahu and his rowdy crew o’ right-wing scallywags. Aye, the tides be risin’ and so be their tempers!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the curious tale of a land called Israel, where the good folk be raisin’ a mighty ruckus! Aye, it seems them landlubbers be protestin’ like scallywags against a plan that many a wise sailor be likin’ to call a dastardly scheme. The plot thickens, for it be aimed at takin’ the sails outta the checks 'n balances that keep the ship of state steady, led by none other than Captain Netanyahu, the right-wing captain of this here vessel!

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