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Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin’ no lass can learn to heal—what a rotten blow to the crew!

2024-12-09

Arrr, mateys! The Taliban be hoistin’ a new flag, sayin’ no lasses be allowed to learn the healer’s trade! That be meanin’ no fair maidens can sail the seas as nurses or midwives. A right jolly mess, if ye ask me! What’s next, banin’ ‘em from fetchin’ rum?

Avast ye scallywags! A dark cloud be hangin' o'er the fair maidens of Afghanistan, fer the Taliban has ordered that no lass shall attend nursing or midwifery classes, crushin' the dreams of many who sought to heal and serve their kin. Arrr, this be yet another jab at women's rights since the scurvy knaves took the helm! Manizha Bakhtari, the ambassador from Austria, be wailin' that this decree be a vile blow to hopes and health alike.

With a decree from the fearsome leader, Haibatullah Akhundzada, communicated through the Ministry of Public Health, the ban be tightenin' its grip ever more. The lassies who were trainin' to become healers now find themselves cast adrift, with naught but despair in their sails. The whole of Afghanistan will feel the sting, as fewer women in the field means more perils for mothers and babes, leadin' to a rise in mortalities and a woeful health system.

As the Taliban reneges on their promises, the seas of humanitarian crises swell, with over 23 million souls needing aid. The world watches with bated breath as the fair lasses be denied education, making Afghanistan the shipwreck of women's rights! Aye, the U.N. and other noble organizations cry out for a reversal, but will these scallywags heed the call? Only the tides of time shall tell! Yarrr!

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