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Arrr, Thai kin be waitin' with bated breath, hopin' for their shipmates' return from the clutches of Gaza's kraken!

2025-01-30

Arrr, five landlubber clans be prayin' their kinfolk be breakin' free from the clutches of Gaza after a long 15 moons as captive treasure! Mayhaps they'll sail home 'ere the rum runs dry! Avast, let the jolly times roll!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of five brave families, hopin' against hope that their kin be breakin’ free from the clutches o’ Gaza, after bein’ held captive for a long and weary fifteen moons! Aye, fifteen moons! That be more time than it takes fer a landlubber to learn the art of swabbin’ the deck!

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