Arrr! Trump's new matey for Ukraine be shoutin' to Iran, "Time to hoist the sails of max pressure, me hearties!"
2025-01-15
Arrr, the chosen matey for Trump’s Ukraine and Russia caper be sayin’ the Yanks need to crank up the pressure on them scallywags! And lo, the good folk of Iran might just find a shiny new future, if they be lucky! Avast, what a jolly jest, eh?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the comin' storm on the high seas of diplomacy! President-elect Donald Trump be settin' sail once more, this time with Ret. Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg as his trusty envoy to the lands of Ukraine and Iran. This old sea dog be callin' fer a return to the 'maximum pressure' strategy, sayin' it’s time fer the U.S. to hoist the sails and chart a course fer change and hope, savvy?Kellogg warns that if the Iranians be buildin' their own nuclear treasure chest, it could spell doom fer the whole Middle East! Aye, he recalls how Trump abandoned the nuclear deal like a captain who'd lost his compass, much to the chagrin of his mates across the pond in Britain, France, and Germany.
In a fresh wind blowin' from Paris, Kellogg and Maryam Rajavi, the fierce leader of the Iranian resistance, spoke of toppin' the mullahs and bringin' democracy to Iran. Rajavi claimed the winds of change be blowin', with Assad’s ship takin' on water, givin' the Iranians a chance to seize their fate. So hoist yer flags, me hearties! The seas be fraught with peril, but hope be a powerful ship to sail!