The Booty Report

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Arr mateys, St. Vincent be sendin' 3 scallywags away fer pinchin' a fancy boat and makin' landlubbers vanish!

2024-03-04

Arrr, three scallywags from Grenada be accused of the vanishin' o' Ralph Hendry and Kathy Brandel, mateys! 'Tis no surprise they be walkin' the plank outta St. Vincent on Monday. Ye best be steerin' clear o' those troublemakers, lest ye want to end up in Davy Jones' locker too!

In a daring tale of high seas mischief, three scallywags from Grenada have been caught red-handed in the disappearance of a U.S. couple whose catamaran was hijacked, mateys! The miscreants, Trevon Robertson, Abita Stanislaus, and Ron Mitchell, were recently ordered to walk the plank and be deported from St. Vincent for their crimes.This motley crew of rogues had pled guilty to immigration charges in a court in the eastern Caribbean island of St. Vincent, and Senior Magistrate Colin John wasted no time in ordering their swift repatriation back to their homeland.The dastardly deed occurred when these scurvy dogs escaped from a police cell in Grenada and commandeered the catamaran with poor Ralph Hendry and Kathy Brandel aboard. The poor souls were allegedly tossed overboard as the villains sailed off to St. Vincent, where they were eventually captured.The investigation continues into this despicable act, with authorities uncovering signs of violence on the abandoned boat. The brave Salty Dawg Sailing Association mourns the loss of Hendry and Brandel, seasoned sailors who met their unfortunate fate at the hands of these treacherous pirates.

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