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Arrr! The Israeli scallywags admit their bungling led to the plunderin' of World Central Kitchen. Aye, what a mess!

2024-04-05

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grave matter we be talkin' about, aye. The strike that took the lives of seven scallywags from the World Central Kitchen be a foul deed. We must make amends for this blunder, lest we face the wrath of Davy Jones himself!"

Arrr, me hearties! Thar be trouble on the high seas! Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari be admittin' that a strike be killin' seven World Central Kitchen workers. Aye, 'tis a serious event, says he, and we be responsible fer it.
But shiver me timbers! How could this happen, ye may be wonderin'? Hagari be scratchin' his head, wonderin' the same thing. 'Twas a mistake, he says, and a terrible one at that. The crew be feelin' guilt in their bones, and rightly so.
But fear not, me hearties! We shall right this wrong, says Hagari. We be makin' amends and doin' what we must to make sure this never happens again. World Central Kitchen be doin' good work, feedin' those in need, and we be bringin' justice to those who be taken from us too soon.
So hoist the Jolly Roger high, me hearties, and let us sail on with heads held high. We be learnin' from our mistakes and makin' things right. The seas be rough, but we be a strong crew, and together, we shall weather any storm that comes our way.

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