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“Arrr! A mighty tremblin’ shook the land o’ Tibet, near the Nepali shores! Even me parrot squawked in fright!”

2025-01-07

Arrr, matey! The Chinese scribes be sayin’ that at least 95 souls met Davy Jones after a mighty shake of 7.1 on the ol’ Richter! It rattled the boots of the good folk in Nepal too! Aye, the earth be throwin’ a wild party, and we weren’t invited!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a most troubling tempest o' nature! A 7.1-magnitude quake, like a cannon blast from Davy Jones himself, shook the very bones of the earth near a sacred city in the land of Tibet! Aye, it be true—a gruesome 95 souls met their maker in this shakin' escapade, and the tremors even rattled the jolly good folks in neighboring Nepal!

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