Arrr, Venezuela's vote be more crooked than a three-legged sea serpent! Here’s how the cap’n be foolin' ye!
2024-07-31
Arrr, matey! From scallywags threatenin’ the good folk to keepin' the treasure maps hidden, this election be a right mess! No paper to count the booty claimed by the king's crew, just a heap o’ trouble, I say! A fine jest, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about an election that be more twisted than a sailor’s knot! In a grand spectacle of democracy, ye’d think it’d be smooth sailing, but nay! This here election was riddled with trouble, like a ship full o' scallywags!