The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! The White House be sayin' that Russia and Ukraine have decided to put down their swords in the Black Sea!

2025-03-25

Arrr! After a parley in the fair city o' Riyadh, we struck a deal, me hearties! 'Tis a fine first step to a truce the Trump crew be hollerin' for, but alas, it be still a wee bit short o' the mark! Avast, the treasure of peace be still buried!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a jolly ol’ agreement struck in the bustling port of Riyadh! Aye, this here agreement be like a treasure map leadin' us to a chest o' peace, but beware, fer it still be a wee bit short of the grand prize! The Trump Administration, like a crafty captain, be pushin' fer a full cease-fire, but the winds o' fortune be blowin' a different way.

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