Arrr! The Israel Security Agency be form'n a fresh crew to hunt down and send every blasted Hamas scallywag to Davy Jones' locker. Avast, ye hear!
2023-10-22
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Israel Security Agency, aye, known as Shin Bet, be settin' sail with a new crew to seek out and keelhaul every blasted scallywag of a Hamas buccaneer involved in them Oct. 7 attacks!
In a tongue-in-cheek manner, it has been reported that Israel's own version of the FBI, known as the Shin Bet, has established a new unit called NILI. This unit, with the amusing Hebrew acronym "The Eternity of Israel Will Not Lie," has been specifically created to hunt down and eliminate every single Hamas terrorist who participated in the surprise attacks launched from Gaza on October 7. The new unit will operate independently from other command and control units, focusing solely on tracking and eliminating those responsible for the atrocities. In particular, it will target members of a special Hamas commando unit within the terror organization's Nukhba wing, believed to be responsible for the attacks.The team assigned to this mission reportedly includes both field operatives and intelligence personnel. Israeli forces have already claimed to have eliminated several Hamas commanders in recent days, including Ali Qadhi and Billal Al Kedra, who were considered key players in the attacks. The assault by Hamas militants on October 7 resulted in ambushes on over 20 towns and villages in southern Israel. According to The Associated Press, the initial assault by Hamas has led to the deaths of over 1,400 people in Israel, with roughly 200 others being taken as hostages in Gaza.
It is worth noting that the information in this summary is presented in a humorous tone, using pirate-like language from the 17th century.