Arrr, matey! That scallywag Bolsonaro be summoned to the dock fer schemin’ a mutiny! What a jolly farce!
2025-03-26
Arrr! Brazil's high court be raisin' a ruckus, settin' sail on charges against that scallywag Bolsonaro! Allegedly tryin' to cling to his captain's chair after his 2022 defeat. Now he be summoned to walk the plank of justice! Yo ho, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of Brazil, where the Supreme Court be throwin' down the gauntlet on one former captain, Jair Bolsonaro! Aye, this scallywag be accused of hatchin' a nefarious plot to cling to power after bein' knocked off his perch in the 2022 election.The justices, five in number, be in full agreement, orderin' Bolsonaro and his crew of 33 to stand trial for attempts at a coup so dastardly it included schemes to poison the new captain of the ship, President Lula, and even put a hit on a judge! These rascals be charged with all sorts o' mischief, includin' the formation of an armed gang and severe threats to the treasures of the state.
With a potential sentence of up to 12 years for a coup, Bolsonaro's future be lookin' bleak as a stormy sea. The Prosecutor-General, Paulo Gonet, claims these rogues wanted to keep the ship afloat at any cost, even if it meant settin' sail on a bloody course. Their plans unraveled, however, when the commander of the army refused to join their merry band.
As the justices recounted the chaos of a recent riot where Bolsonaro's loyal mates crashed the court and Congress, one declared, "Coups kill!" Indeed, the winds be blowin' cold for our pirate in question, as he faces the music for his treacherous ways! Arrr!