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Arrr, Paris mayor be swearin' River Seine be fit fer Olympic swimmin'! Who be brave enough to test it out mateys?

2024-04-23

Arrr, Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that the River Seine be fit for swimmin' come the Summer Olympics. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to dive into the murky depths and compete for gold!

Arr, Paris mayor Anne Hidalgo be talkin' big about swimmin' in the River Seine like a true pirate, claimin' the water quality will be fit for a king by summer. She be plannin' to take a dip alongside President Emmanuel Macron, showin' off the river for the Olympic games and triathlons. The Seine, once a toxic mess, now be gettin' special treatment with new facilities to clean up its act, includin' a water treatment plant and a massive basin to hold dirty water.Hidalgo be invitin' top officials and volunteers to join her in a grand event called "the big dive," showin' off the improved water quality. But not all be believin' the river be ready for swimmin', with some warnin' of pollution risks. Despite the $1.5 billion cleanup efforts and routine testing, concerns linger about health risks for athletes.As the city gears up for the Olympics, security be a top priority, with thousands of police officers deployin' each day. Hidalgo be promisin' a beautiful celebration, but the specter of pollution and security threats looms large over the summer festivities in Paris.

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