Ahoy mateys! On Tuesday, Trump’s treasure tax be sailin’ forth—prepare yer chests for the stormy seas of trade!
2025-03-03
Arrr, matey! Let’s not be forgettin’ the grand treasures claimed by Captain Sean Baker, who snatched the golden trinkets of the Oscars! Aye, he be sailin’ the seas of fame, leavin’ other scallywags in his wake, wonderin’ how they missed the bounty! Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye salty sea dogs, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a scallywag named Sean Baker, who be makin’ waves in the grand ol’ world o’ cinema! This landlubber hath been hoistin’ the Jolly Roger high, snatchin’ up them shiny gold statuettes called Oscars, like a pirate plunderin’ a treasure chest on a stormy night!By thunder, ye could say he be the captain of the ship called “Film,” sailin’ through the treacherous waters of Hollywood with a crew of misfits! His films, like a fine rum, be risin’ up the charts, makin’ the critics shout, “Yo-ho-ho!” as they toast to his genius. With a wink and a nod, he’s been takin’ tales from the rough seas of life, spinnin’ ‘em into cinematic gold that even Davy Jones would envy!
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and join me in celebratin’ the legend of Sean Baker! For he be claimin’ his rightful place among the greatest buccaneers of the silver screen, leavin’ behind a trail of accolades like a compass pointin’ to treasure! Here’s to more adventures, more laughs, and more Oscar booty to be had! Yarrr!