The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Giorgia Meloni's in a pickle fer lettin' a Libyan scallywag wanted fer war crimes sail free!

2025-01-28

Arrr, the Italian captain o' state be shoutin' across the wide seas o' social media, claimin' they be caught in a web o' foul blackmail! Aye, the seas be treacherous, but her announcement be as bold as a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale to spin 'bout the Italian lass who be runnin' the ship o' state! Aye, the prime minister, a fiery wench, took to the great sea of social media to declare a storm brewin' in her waters. She called it "blackmail," a treacherous act that be smellin' worse than a three-week-old fish!

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