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Arrr! A scallywag drone beakin' Chernobyl's metal hide like a buttered biscuit in the Ukraine fray! What folly!

2025-03-25

Arrr, matey! That iron clamshell built to guard the cursed spot of doom was meant to last a hundred years! But lo and behold, those landlubber engineers never thought a ruckus would break out! Har har, I reckon they should’ve considered a good ol' pirate brawl!

Arrr! A scallywag drone beakin' Chernobyl's metal hide like a buttered biscuit in the Ukraine fray! What folly!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a mighty steel shell, a grand contraption built to guard the cursed grounds of a nuclear disaster most foul! Aye, they say the thing be sturdy enough to last a hundred years, like a treasure chest filled with doubloons buried deep beneath the sea. But lo and behold, the crafty engineers, bless their landlubber hearts, never dreamed of a day when war would come a-knockin’ at their door!

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