Arrr, Snoop Dogg be NBC's jolly jester, speakin' the tongue of the common scallywags, savvy?
2024-07-26
Arrr, the network be shiverin' in their boots, so they be hirin' a rapscallion to spice up the Summer Games in Paris, after the Tokyo show sunk lower than Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let's hope his rhymes can hoist the ratings sky-high!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of a network in a right pickle! With the Summer Games brewin' in Paris, they be seekin’ to spice up their broadcasts, for their last venture in Tokyo was a dismal sight, like a ship with no wind in her sails! The viewership was lower than a scallywag's trousers after a night o' grog!