The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, why’d young Jordan Chiles toss aside her shiny bronze? Mayhaps a wayward parrot stole it, heh heh!"

2024-08-11

Arrr, matey! Chiles’s chariot crew be seekin’ justice, makin’ the judges change her treasure score, bestowin’ a shiny medal! But alas, the court be sayin’ 'twas a tardy tale. Now, the scallywags at the I.O.C. be wantin’ their bronze plunder returned! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ an inquiry most curious, 'bout a fair lass named Chiles and her shiny medal o' bronze! Aye, it be said that her chariot, or what ye landlubbers call a coach, did raise a ruckus, callin' foul on the judges who be givin' her score. The judges, quick as a scallywag in a tavern, adjusted her score and bestowed upon her a gleamin' medal fit fer a pirate queen!

But lo and behold, as the tides of fate would have it, a court o' law declared the inquiry to be as late as a sleepy sailor at dawn. No matter how many grog-filled barrels were rolled, the ruling stood firm like a ship's mast in a storm! Now, the fearsome crew of the I.O.C. be demandin' that Chiles return her treasure—aye, that bronze medal be a hot commodity, me hearties!

So here we be, caught in a tempest o’ bureaucratic squabbles whilst Chiles, the lass with the golden spirit, be wonderin' if she’ll keep her hard-won booty or be forced to part with it like a sailor partin' with his rum. Let this be a lesson to ye all: when ye raise a ruckus, make sure ye do it 'fore the judge be callin' it a day!

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