"Ye scallywag lad, who sent three lasses to Davy Jones' locker, be gettin’ his due today, arrr!"
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Young Axel Rudakubana, a scallywag of 18, confessed to bein' a right murderous knave, tryin' to shiver timbers o' wee lads and lasses, along with two grown landlubbers at a jiggin' shindig last July! Aye, what a ruckus in the dance hall!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most grim yet laced with a sprinkle o’ humor! In a port not so distant, young Axel Rudakubana, a lad of but 18 years, found himself in a right pickle after givin' into the dark urges of a scallywag’s heart. He be pleadin’ guilty to the dastardly deeds of murder and attempted murder, aye, a most heinous act at a lively dance class last July!