“Arrr, them Mexican scallywags be sendin’ flyin’ firecrackers at the Border Patrol, all while Cap’n Trump be on the hunt!”
2025-02-03
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags of the Mexican seas be schemin' with fire-breathin' drones and boom-boom trinkets to take on the U.S. landlubbers guardin' their shores, in a right ruckus against the Trump ship’s crackdown! Arrr, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be a treacherous tale from the southern seas, where the dastardly Mexican drug cartels be scheming to send forth kamikaze drones o' destruction against the brave U.S. Border Patrol scallywags! A memo, fit for a captain, warns the federal agents to keep their eyes peeled and wear their armor, lest they become fodder for the nefarious plot of these criminal buccaneers.Yarr, on the first day of February in the year of our Lord 2025, whispers from the El Paso Sector be tellin' of cartel chieftains who have ordered their flying contraptions armed with explosives to rain havoc upon the defenders o' the realm. The memo urges all agents to alert their superiors at the first sightin' of these airborne scourges.
But that’s not all, me mateys! It seems these miscreants have taken to the high seas of social media, advisin' their minions to unleash their bodily fluids upon ICE agents and even defile their vessels! With gunfire echoing across the Texas border and the Trump administration tightening the noose on illegal activities, the cartels be feelin’ the pinch in their pirate coffers.
Senator Mike Lee even be suggestin' lettin' privateers loose to plunder the drug lords' treasures. Aye, it be a wild and wacky world, where pirates might yet sail the seas of legality! Arrr!