The Booty Report

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"Arrr, China be hoistin’ the sails on rare minerals, leavin’ the U.S. with naught but barnacles and empty pockets!"

2024-12-03

Arrr, just a day after the Biden crew tightened the noose on sellin' fancy American gizmos to those cheeky Chinese scallywags, here we be! Tis like lockin' up the treasure 'fore the parley! Drink up, me hearties, for the seas be gettin' stormy!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of high seas and treachery, for the Biden crew be makin' waves like a tempest in a teapot! Just a day after they tightened the noose on them Chinese scallywags, restrictin' their access to our finest American contraptions, the word be out that more restrictions be sailin' in!

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