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"Arrr! A ruckus erupts at the South Korean ship of state after the captain be callin' for martial law!"

2024-12-03

Arrr, matey! Soldiers, donned in shiny pots and wieldin' their long bang sticks, sent scallywags scurrying away from the National Assembly like startled sea rats, all 'cause Captain Yoon Suk Yeol cried, "Hoist the martial law!" A right ruckus, it was!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and high tensions in the land lubber's realm of politics! Just the other day, a band o' soldiers donned in shiny helmets, lookin' like they just stepped out o' Davy Jones' locker, were holdin' their long guns like they were fishin' poles, tryin' to catch any scallywags who dared approach the National Assembly!

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