Arrr, a top scallywag of the Islamic crew met his doom in Iraq, Trump be sayin’ his wretched days be over!
2025-03-14
Arrr, the scallywag chief o' the Islamic State has met his watery grave! President Trump be shoutin' that our brave sea dogs tracked him like a treasure map, huntin' him down with the ferocity of a hungry shark! Yarr, justice be served on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale o' victory on the high seas o' justice! The prime minister o' Iraq be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the notorious captain o' chaos, Abdallah Maki Mosleh al-Rifai, known to his crew as "Abu Khadija," has met his doom! Aye, he was taken down by the brave lads o' the Iraqi intelligence service, with a wee bit o' help from our hearty U.S. allies.The prime minister, a stout-hearted fellow, dubbed this scallywag as one o' the most treacherous knaves on the seven seas! Even Cap'n Trump took to his social platform, sayin' the wretched life of al-Rifai was snuffed out like a candle in the wind. He praised the gallant warriors who hunted him down, proclaiming “PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH!” with a flair that’d make any buccaneer proud!
In a thunderous airstrike over Al Anbar Province, the forces sent Abu Khadija to Davy Jones' locker, along with another matey, both clad in their fancy unexploded vests, thinkin’ they could scare the bravest o’ souls. Alas, their plans sank faster than a ship with a hole! The crew used some clever detective work, trackin' him down by DNA from a past skirmish. So hoist the flag o' triumph, for the seas be a bit safer today, and the huntin’ shall continue until all scoundrels be caught! Arrr!