"Gather 'round, mateys! 'Tis time fer the Monday Chatter 'fore we set sail on the seas o' chaos!"
2025-02-10
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale! Our Captain Trump be raisin' the tariff flags high, like a ship's sail catchin' the wind! Brace yerselves for a ruckus in the treasure chest, for gold be tight as a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Arrr, may the spoils be plentiful!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring tidin’s from the high seas of commerce! Our captain, President Trump, hath made an announcement o’ tariffs that be makin’ waves as ferocious as a tempest! Aye, he be raisin’ the flags high, declar’n that goods from foreign shores shall bear a heavier burden as they sail into our ports!