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Arrr, Hegseth be sayin' that Trump and Putin's parley ain't no treachery 'gainst Ukraine, just a jolly rum chat!

2025-02-13

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Europe be frettin’ that Ukraine might be tossed overboard in them peace talks! Aye, 'tis a fine mess when ye leave a shipmate adrift while others parley. Avast, let’s keep all hands on deck, I say!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus brewin' 'mongst the high seas of diplomacy! Ye see, a certain call has set the European chaps a-chatterin’, fretful that Ukraine, the brave landlubber caught in a squall, might find itself cast aside in the grand parley o' peace.

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