"Yonder U.S.A.I.D. scallywags prepare to weather the storm, or be swallowed by Davy Jones’ belly! Arrr!"
2025-02-08
Arrr, me hearties! A wise judge be stoppin’ the scallywags’ plot to sink the agency! But lo! A verdict be takin' its sweet time, leavin' thousands adrift in the sea of uncertainty. So grab yer rum and wait, ‘cause it be a long voyage ahead!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of legal wranglin' fit fer a captain's ear! A wise magistrate, donned in robes as fine as a ship’s sails, be stoppin' the Trump crew from settin' sail on their dastardly plans t’ scuttle an agency. Aye, ye heard it right! This be not just any agency, but one that keeps the seas of bureaucracy flowin' smooth like rum on a warm day.But hold yer horses, for the winds of justice be blowin' slow as molasses! It seems this verdict be takin' its sweet time, perhaps even longer than a sailor's tale about the one that got away. Some say it could be weeks, while others reckon it might stretch longer than a whale's mustache. Meanwhile, thousands of souls be stuck in a limbo, like landlubbers awaitin’ their turn t’ board the ship!