The Booty Report

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“Southport scallywag be havin’ a twisted love for mayhem, say the King’s landlubbers!”

2025-01-21

Arrr, matey! Axel Rudakubana, that scallywag who sent three lasses to Davy Jones' locker in Southport, be sportin' no grand idea, just a mad lust for death and destruction, say the landlubber investigators. A right bonkers buccaneer, if ye ask me!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scoundrel by the name of Axel Rudakubana, a villain of the darkest seas! This knave, a true buccaneer of mischief, hath found himself entangled in a nefarious deed that sent shivers through the hearts of many in the fair town of Southport.

Lo and behold, this black-hearted rogue did slay three innocent lasses, much to the astonishment of all! But fear not, for it seems his motives be as fishy as a two-headed shark! Investigators, those wise old sea dogs, declare that Axel be lacking any grand ideology—no treasure map of beliefs guiding his wicked ways! Nay, his obsession lay solely with death and genocide, as if he be a cursed specter of doom roaming the seven seas!

Arrr, what a curious case indeed! A villain without a cause, a landlubber with a penchant for chaos! While the ocean may be vast, this rascal's depravity knows no bounds. So let this tale serve as a warning, mateys! Beware of the dark corners of the world, where chicanery and madness lurk, and keep yer cutlasses at the ready! For the seas be full of jesters and fiends, and ye never know when ye might cross paths with a scallywag like Axel!

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