The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! When Assad's mateys be off drinkin', the rebels sailed in to plunder the treasure!

2024-12-01

Avast, matey! With the winds of fortune shiftin’, Iran, Hezbollah, and Russia be slackenin' their sails in support o' the Syrian cap’n. The scallywags o' the opposition, emboldened like a rowdy crew, be claimin’ new lands faster than a parrot on a cracker! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas o' politics, where the winds o' change blow fierce like a tempest! The mighty Syrian government, once backed by the fearsome trio o' Iran, Hezbollah, and the stout-hearted Russians, be findin' their sails flappin’ in the breeze, aye!

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