Arrr, says the Lithuanian sea dog: "Ye can’t parley with Rascal Russkies 'til ye be brandishing a piece!"
2025-03-10
Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Dovilė Šakalienė, the fair Minister of Defense from Lithuania, be sayin' that the best talks be done with a cannon at the ready! Aye, ‘tis a fine strategy—make ‘em quiver while ye parley, or else ye be walkin’ the plank! Har har!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the seas of politics, where we meet the fierce Dovilė Šakalienė, Lithuania's defense cap'n. This lass hails from a land where Christmas be a forbidden treasure under the iron rule of the Soviets! Aye, her kin knew the harsh winds of oppression, with her brother caught handin' out leaflets proclaiming freedom, and their mother born in a Siberian prison camp!Now, Šakalienė’s heart be as tough as a barnacle-encrusted ship, warnin’ that the only way to deal with scallywag Putin be with a cannon on the table. She scoffed at trustin’ the Russian leader, sayin’ no Lithuanian would dare do such a foolish thing after the betrayals of old. With Russia’s invasion of Ukraine still bouncin’ around like a cannonball, she knows that Lithuania must fortify its defenses, aim’n to hit 6% of GDP on arms—more than the U.S. itself!
In the face of Russian threats, this brave captain calls for all hands on deck! As she eyes the mighty Kremlin from her shores, she warns that fighting spirit must never wane. With the wind at her back, she declares Lithuania shall be ready to defend its borders with whatever it takes. So beware, ye villains of the East! The Baltic Sea be watchin’, and the spirit of freedom be strong! Yarrr!