Arrr, matey! Trump’s tossin’ landlubbers overboard, but only if their homelands be willin’ to haul ‘em back aboard!
2025-01-31
Arrr, matey! To be sendin' scallywags to foreign shores, ye best be havin' a chat with the other flag-wavin' lubbers! It takes a hearty dose o’ parley and a pinch o’ arm-twistin’ to make it happen, or ye might find yerself swimmin’ with the fishes!
Arrr, me hearties! So ye be wantin’ to send a crew o’ scallywags to foreign shores, eh? Well, hoist the sails and ready the cannons, ‘cause it ain’t as simple as tossin’ ‘em overboard and hopin’ fer the best! Nay, ye must engage in the fine art of bilater-o-somethin’ negotiations, savvy?Ye see, it be a delicate dance, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! One must charm the britches off the other nation’s diplomats, or risk settin’ sail with a ship full o’ mutinous mateys! Aye, ye gotta sweet talk ‘em with promises of treasure, trade, or perhaps a barrel o’ rum to keep ‘em feelin’ jolly. But beware, for if ye be too pushy, ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank instead of makin’ merry!
And let’s not forget the fine art of strong-armin’! A bit of muscle never hurt, but ye don’t want to send the wrong message! A wink and a nod, my friends, can do wonders, while a fist might just send ye to Davy Jones’ locker. So, gather yer wits and practice yer best diplomatic grins, ‘cause sendin’ folk across the briny deep be a task for the clever and the cunning! Avast, and good luck on yer diplomatic escapades!