Arrr! Lawmakers be hoistin’ the ‘Georgian Nightmare Non-Recognition Act’ to give Putin’s crew a right scare, matey!
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! Come Wednesday, the high-ranking sea dogs of the Republican and Democratic crew be settin' sail on a bill to shun the Georgian Dream scallywags, all whilst the good folk raise a ruckus 'gainst their rule! A right merry hullabaloo, I say!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round! A grand tale o' political shenanigans be brewin' in the Black Sea waters of Georgia! Senior scallywags from both the Republican and Democratic ships be settin' sail with a bill, aptly named the "Georgian Nightmare Non-Recognition Act." Aye, it be a fine piece o' parchment aimed at stoppin' the recognition of that Bidzina Ivanishvili and his merry band of misfits who’ve turned the nation into a right ruckus for over 40 days!Cap'n Joe Wilson and his matey Rep. Steve Cohen be introducin' this grand ol' act, decreein' that no federal treasure shall go to any government led by Ivanishvili, claimin' ’tis as crooked as a barrel of eels. Cohen himself be spoutin' that the Georgian Dream be no more than a Georgian nightmare, with them false elections and puppets galore! They be likin’ it to the past dealings with that rascal Bashar al-Assad, not to be recognized neither!
The Georgian Dream crew, in their defense, be shoutin’ anti-Georgian slurs at the U.S. Congress, callin’ it all a plot from the "Global War Party." But worry not, for the U.S. Congress stands firm on not givin' a nod to illegitimate regimes. So, hoist the sails and watch as this political ship sails the turbulent seas of democracy! Arrr!