"Arrr! The scallywag be hauled back to the brig! Was it his jolly jig of drill rap that did him in?"
2025-01-18
Arrr, a scallywag caught for slayin' be tossed back in chains, for word be afloat that he be spittin’ drill rap tunes from the shadows! The poor victim’s kin fret that his rhymes might make him a notorious sea dog instead of a landlubber! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round me hearty crew, fer I’ve got a tale as twisted as a ship's anchor! There be a scallywag in London, a knave who’s found himself in the brig for the foul deed of murderin’ a poor soul. But lo and behold! This swab, whilst bein' locked up tighter than a treasure chest, be makin’ a ruckus with some drill rap tunes, eh? Aye, ye heard that right! Our villainous bard be spittin’ rhymes from the damp confines of his cell!