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Arrr, Israeli scallywags retreat from Al-Shifa Hospital after pillaging, leaving chaos in their wake. Avast ye!

2024-04-01

Arrr, them scurvy Israeli troops be leavin' naught but rubble 'round the hospital after swashbucklin' with them Palestinian rascals for a fortnight! Shiver me timbers, they be needin' to learn some manners when pillagin' and plunderin'!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The Israeli troops be causin' quite a ruckus at the hospital complex after a fierce two-week skirmish with them pesky Palestinian militants. The place be lookin' like a right mess with destruction all around!
They be leavin' no stone unturned in their pursuit of them thar militants, bringin' down buildings and causin' chaos wherever they went. Ye can practically smell the gunpowder in the air!
But me hearties, don't be thinkin' this be a somber tale! Nay, we be takin' a lighter tone, for what be a pirate's life without a bit o' humor? Imagine them soldiers stompin' around in their gear, causin' a right mess like a bunch o' drunken landlubbers!
So let's raise a glass to the Israeli troops and their escapades at the hospital complex. May their next adventure be just as wild and their enemies just as fierce. And may we always find a reason to laugh in the face of destruction, for that be the pirate way!

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