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Arrr! A landlubber from Britain be nursin' wounds from a beastly shark; Tobago be closin' beaches to prevent more attacks!

2024-04-26

Avast ye mateys! Trinidad & Tobago be closin' a marine park and 7 beaches after a sea monster attacked a British landlubber at Turtle Beach! The poor scallywag be sent to Davy Jones's locker in the hospital. Aye, beware the treacherous waters!

Avast ye mateys! A scallywag shark be attackin' a British tourist in the southeastern Caribbean, causin' the government of Trinidad & Tobago to shut down seven beaches and a marine park! Arrr, the poor bloke be endin' up in the intensive care unit after the vicious attack.The closure be includin' beaches along the northwestern coast of Tobago, where the attack took place at Turtle Beach along Great Courland Bay. The government be warnin' of shark sightings in the Grafton area and Buccoo Reef Marine Park, so they be sendin' out the Coast Guard and Department of Fisheries to investigate and hopefully deal with the shark threat.Ye see, shark attacks be rare occurrences, with only 69 unprovoked attacks and 22 provoked bites happenin' last year worldwide. There be 14 poor souls who met their end due to shark attacks, according to the International Shark Attack File based in Florida.

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