The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The landlubber Germans be settlin’ a mighty treasure for defense, weather woes, and other fanciful whimsies!

2025-03-14

Arrr, matey! It be a pact 'twixt the centrist scallywags, led by the likely next captain o' the ship, Friedrich Merz! They be callin' it a fine answer to the dwindlin’ protections from the Yanks. Aye, a right jolly notion, if ye ask me!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spoutin' a tale of political mischief on the high seas of Germany! A band of centrist scallywags, led by the swashbucklin' Friedrich Merz, be makin' a pact, all in the name of keepin' the ship steady amidst the turbulent waters of America’s wanin’ security promises. Aye, ‘tis a curious sight to behold!

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