Arrr! Rabbi vanished, feared snatched by scallywags! Now the crew's on a wild hunt for the landlubber!
2024-11-23
Avast ye! Rabbi Zvi Kogan, a Chabad matey, be thought lost at sea, with dark whispers of villainy afoot! Israeli and Emirati scallywags be huntin’ for the truth behind his vanishing act. Arrr, ‘tis a right kerfuffle on the high seas!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a rabbi from the Chabad crew, Zvi Kogan by name, who’s gone awol like a ship lost in a tempest! This fine lad was last seen in the bustling sands of Abu Dhabi, where the sun be hotter than a cannonball in a furnace, and word has it, he may’ve tangled with some scallywags involved in a terrorist ruckus. Arrr, the Mossad has set sail in hot pursuit, for they fear the good rabbi may have met a dark fate!This Kogan chap, as per his LinkedIn tale, be a recruiter with a heart as wide as the ocean, always lendin’ a hand to the folks of his crew. But alas, his sudden vanishing act has raised the flags of worry from the Israeli Prime Minister's office, who be investigatin’ this matter with all hands on deck. The Emirati lads are also on the case, makin’ sure they keep in close contact with the rabbi’s kin and offerin’ all the aid they can muster.
Now, the Chabad band is callin’ on their mates to pray for the safe return of our lost rabbi, for in times like these, every prayer be a lifeline! So hoist the sails, keep yer eyes peeled, and let’s hope the winds of fortune blow Zvi back to safe shores!