The Booty Report

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Arrr! The Philippines court be givin' Rappler's license back, like a treasure map found after a drunken brawl!

2024-08-09

Arrr, matey! Aye, the scallywags be settin’ sail against Rappler, all 'cause that old sea dog Duterte had a bone to pick! Now, Maria Ressa, the treasure-seekin' Nobel lass, be drownin' in a sea of troubles! Avast, what a hoot!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the treacherous seas of journalism! 'Twas a stormy time when the scallywag former Captain of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte, set his sights on a brave ship called Rappler. Aye, this vessel be navigated by none other than the illustrious co-captain, Maria Ressa, who be wearin' the crown of a Nobel laureate—like a pirate with a shiny gold doubloon!

But lo and behold, this case be but one wave in a tempestuous sea of troubles that befallin' Rappler! The former captain, with his cannon-blastin' rhetoric, had a bone to pick with the brave crew who dared to share the truths of the land. Aye, they faced many a cannonball of legal troubles, makin' them feel like a ship caught in a squall, tossin' about without mercy!

Yet, like true pirates of the pen, Maria and her crew be standin' tall, ready to fight for their treasure of freedom and truth! So, hoist the sails and prepare for battle, for this saga be far from over! With wit sharper than a cutlass and hearts full of pluck, they be ready to sail through the stormy seas of injustice. Arrr! The pirate life be a wild ride, indeed!

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