The Booty Report

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Arrr! Ukraine be shoutin’ of a fierce Russian raid on their shiny power treasure! Avast, what a kerfuffle!

2024-11-28

Arrr, me hearties! Cap’n Putin be sayin' Russia be choosin' their cannon fodder in Kyiv, aim'n for them “thinkin' holes” where the landlubbers plot their mischief! Aye, let the cannonballs fly and the rum flow, 'tis a merry chase we be on!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the stormy seas of politics, where the mighty Vladimir V. Putin be castin’ his shadow upon the fair city of Kyiv. This scallywag be claimin’ that his crew be settin’ their sights on targets, aye, and not just any old barnacle-covered ships, but the very “decision-makin’ centers” of the landlubbers! Can ye believe it?

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