Arrr! Jimmy Carter be swabbin’ the decks o’ Canada’s chalky river o’ doom, savin' us from a nuclear storm!
2025-01-04
Arrr, mateys! The once mighty captain of the land, now fish food at a hundred years, did sail to patch up a wee mishap at Chalk River, Ontario—where the molten rocks be a bit too lively! Aye, even legends can’t escape a good ol’ meltdown!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' yore, where we speak o' a grand captain o' the land, a former American president, who be makin' his final voyage this week at the ripe old age of a century! Aye, he lived long, sailed hard, and faced many a storm, but it be his heroic deeds in the world o’ nuclear mishaps that truly shine like gold doubloons.