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Arr, Biden be givin' Ukraine the go-ahead to plunder Russia with American weapons Yarrr!

2024-05-30

Arrr mateys, listen up! President Biden be lettin' Ukraine use American cannons to blast them scurvy Russians in Kharkiv. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed! Set sail for adventure and let the cannons roar, for the tides of war be turnin' in our favor!

Arrr, mateys! President Biden be givin' the thumbs up for Ukraine to use American-made weapons to strike inside Russia, aye, ye heard right! A Senior U.S. official confirmed that the President be signin' off on them Ukrainians' use o' U.S. long-range weapons near Kharkiv to fend off them pesky Russian assaults.But don't be gettin' too excited, me hearties! This here be a "limited" policy shift just for Kharkiv, not a free-for-all to start bombardin' Russia with U.S. weapons. Biden be missin' upcoming Ukraine talks, and Putin be doin' a jig!The President's team be makin' sure Ukraine can use them U.S.-supplied weapons to fight back against them Russian scallywags. But don't be gettin' any ideas about strikin' inside Russia, that be off limits!Deputy Pentagon press secretary Sabrina Singh be repeatin' like a broken record, "no change in policy," so don't be thinkin' this be openin' the floodgates for Ukraine to go wild with them U.S. weapons! This tale be first told by Politico, so keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates, me hearties!

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