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Arrr, them scurvy dogs be tryin' to hide the tale of a landlubber keepin' bones in his chambers!

2024-04-25

Arrr, them scurvy landlubbers be sayin' they found a scallywag who be collectin' bones o' fair maidens! But they be tryin' to make it sound like a mere trifle. Aye, let's see how they react when they walk the plank!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Mexico City prosecutors be downplaying the case of a scurvy dog suspected of being a serial killer. Arrr, this scallywag be keepin' women's bones and a saw in his room, and seems to have been targetin' women for more than a decade. The head prosecutor be claimin' that only six women's remains were found in the suspect's room, not the rumored 20, matey.Arrr, this villain managed to evade capture for at least 12 years, with only three of his crimes happenin' during the current administration. The city prosecutor be refutin' claims that all the crimes occurred in 2023 and 2024, callin' them false and baseless. This ruthless killer, known only as "Miguel," showed no signs of his wicked deeds in his daily life, makin' him difficult to stop.The suspect was caught after breakin' into a neighbor's home and killin' his seventh victim. He was identified and held for trial on charges of murder and attempted murder. Without proper funding and professionalism, prosecutors in Mexico's capital have a history of failin' to stop killers until the bodies pile up high. Aye, in 2018, a serial killer was caught pushin' a dismembered body in a baby carriage, while in 2021, a scallywag's crimes were exposed after the identity of his final victim was revealed.

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