Arrr, me hearties! Duterte caught at the airport, snatched by the law for crimes against humankind! Aye, what a pickle!
2025-03-10
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Rodrigo Duterte found himself nabbed at Manila's airship dock, all 'cause the ICC sent a warrant as sharp as a cutlass! Aye, even a pirate knows not to cross the law, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' the high seas of justice! It be about the rogue former captain o' the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte, who found himself in a pickle at Manila's Ninoy Aquino Airport. The ICC, a band o' international scallywags, be hot on his trail, accusin' him of crimes so dastardly they be callin' it crimes against humanity!This ol' sea dog, aged 79, was nabbed right after returnin' from a jaunt to Hong Kong. His reputation precedes him, with the ICC investigatin' a bloody rampage against drug scallywags during his reign. Arrr, upon his return, the prosecutor general made sure the arrest warrant was served quicker than a cannonball flyin' through the air! Now he be shackled in the hold of authorities, with no lawyers or doctors allowed near him—talk about bein' in a tight spot!
But fear not, for ol' Duterte still wields a bit o' power, despite bein' ousted from the captain's chair. Some say it be a glorious day for justice, while others be hopin' the big fish in his crew will face the music too. So, let’s hoist the sails and see where this turbulent tide takes us next in the seas o' justice! Yarr!