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Arrr, the Middle East be in turmoil! U.S. claims Israel be willin' to postpone crucial parley.

2024-03-28

Arrr mateys, them scallywags in the U.S. be lettin' the U.N. have their say on the cease-fire, so Israel be cancelin' their parley in Washington. Looks like the assault on Rafah be on hold for now, but who knows what them salty dogs be plannin' next!

Arr matey! The U.S. didn't give the ol' veto to a U.N. resolution sayin' "stop the fightin'!" So what did Israel do? They said "Arr, we ain't goin' to Washington to talk about other options for attackin' Rafah!"

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