"Yarr! American scallywag nabbed in Russia be known as Kalob Wayne Byers, savvy?"
2025-02-15
Arrr, matey! It be said that Kalob Wayne Byers, a scallywag from the good ol' U.S. of A, found himself in a pickle at a Moscow port o' call, caught with nefarious substances! The sea of news be buzzin' with tales of his misadventures, savvy?
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale most curious be unfurlin' from the treacherous shores of Russia! A scallywag by the name of Kalob Wayne Byers, a landlubber of the American sort, found himself in a pickle, nabbed like a fish in a net at Moscow’s Vnukovo Airport on the 7th day of February.The dastardly K-9 hounds of the Russian Federal Customs be sniffin' out somethin' foul in Byers' bag, and lo and behold, it be cannabis gummies, a sweet treat that’d make a pirate’s heart sing! Now, this lad, aged 28, be facing the stormy seas of justice, locked up for a good thirty days, with the threat of spendin' a decade in the brig if the fates be cruel.
Rumors swirl that he be claimin' his doc back in the States prescribed the gummies, but the judges be havin' none of it! Meanwhile, tales of another prisoner swap drift on the wind, with a fellow American, Marc Fogel, bein’ freed after four long years of hard labor over similar mischief. The seas of justice are indeed tumultuous, me mateys, and Byers be learnin' the hard way that not all treasures be meant for plunderin'!