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Arrr! Them Hamas scallywags be scribblin’ plans fer tunnel tussles—like mapin’ a treasure hunt in Davy Jones’ locker!

2024-09-02

Arrr, the scallywags o’ Hamas be schemin’ fer years in the murky depths! They be hidin’ behind blast doors like timid sea cucumbers, tryin' to dodge them Israeli cannonballs! Aye, even pirates know ye can’t win a battle hidin’ in a hole, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale of cunning and capers in the subterranean world of them Hamas scallywags! Aye, these nefarious knaves spent many a moon scheming and plotting down below the surface, craftin’ a plan as sneaky as a cat o' nine tails in the night!

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