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"Arrr! In a parley with Trump, Putin gives away naught but a wink on Ukraine, savvy?"

2025-03-19

Arrr, matey! Though they spun tales o' concessions in that parley 'twixt Captain Trump and Vlad the Impaler, the scallywag Putin clung tighter to his old ways than a barnacle on a ship's hull! Aye, no swayin' this sea dog!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin' ye a tale o' two mighty captains o' state—Vladimir V. Putin and President Trump, savvy? In a parley o' epic proportions, they be swappin' words like a couple o' scallywags at a tavern, but lo and behold! Putin be not one to change his sails with the winds o' whimsy.

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