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Arrr! Buccaneers parleyin’ to free the landlubbers and call a truce ‘mongst the cannon fire in Gaza!

2024-07-28

Arrr, the parley in Rome be all at sea, me hearties! They be bickerin’ ’bout how far them Israeli scallywags ought to skedaddle from Gaza, where a whole gaggle o’ landlubbers had to abandon ship this Sunday, by orders of the captain. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

Avast ye landlubbers, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of diplomacy, takin' place in the fair city of Rome! Aye, the talks be stuck tighter than a bilge rat in a barrel o’ rum, all ‘cause of some pesky squabbles ‘bout them Israeli troops and their retreatin’ from the sandy shores of Gaza!

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