The Booty Report

Arrr, matey! Windsor be readyin' fer Trump’s cruel tariffs on our metal steeds! Batten down the hatches, ye scallywags!

2025-02-01

Arrr, matey! Windsor, that fine port o' Ontario, be just a hop 'n a skip from Detroit's bustling shores! While it be tight with the Yanks, now it be sufferin' a right storm o' economic mischief! Blimey, what be a pirate to do without his doubloons?

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of Windsor, Ontario – a port o’ call just a stone's throw from the bustling shores of Detroit. This fine town be like a piratical lass, cozyin’ up to her American swashbucklin’ matey across the border!

But lo and behold! The winds have turned foul, and a tempest brews upon the horizon! Windsor finds itself caught in a wicked squall of economic disruption, as if a Kraken rose from the depths to wreak havoc on its coffers! Aye, the once-thrivin’ trade routes be now fraught with peril and uncertainty.

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