The Booty Report

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Arrr, Keir Starmer be swearin' a hearty alliance with Ukraine on his jaunt to Kyiv! Avast, matey!

2025-01-16

Arrr, Captain Starmer be hoisting the flag of friendship, but beware! If that scallywag Trump be takin' the helm again, the treasure from the colonies may run dry! Aye, we be sailin' on uncertain seas, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of politics! Our good captain, Prime Minister Keir Starmer, be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' solidarity with our mates across the pond, even as the winds blow uncertain in the face o' a second Trump squall.

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