The Booty Report

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"Arrr! The scallywags be spillin’ the beans on the fiery doom o' Grenfell! Fire and folly, mateys!"

2024-09-04

Arrr, matey! A scallywag report be layin' blame fer Britain’s fiercest fire since the great war, sayin’ greedy miscreants cut corners and sold shoddy ships! The inferno claimed 72 souls! Aye, ‘tis a tale of treasure lost and pirate shenanigans gone awry!

"Arrr! The scallywags be spillin’ the beans on the fiery doom o' Grenfell! Fire and folly, mateys!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the landlubber shores of Britain, where a great inferno set the night ablaze, takin’ with it the souls of 72 unfortunate souls, aye! This be no ordinary tale, but a scallywag’s report that lays the blame at the feet of greedy sailors—err, I mean, builders—who cut corners like a pirate swabbin' the deck!

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